Bus Story: How is That OK with You?

Stunningly lovely morning and riders step lively as they board the bus. We’re all sunshine and smiles and then Inconsiderate Creep arrives. You know him. He sat behind you in that movie last week. He occupies the cubicle next to you. He’s driving that massive Hummer that takes up two parking spaces. And on the ole 54, he’s the guy who sits on the aisle, with an empty seat next to him, so people have to climb over him. Literally. Because he also puts his feet on the seat in front of him. He often talks on his phone at volumes that Mythbusters could use in their next glass-shattering experiment. It won’t be long before Inconsiderate Creep personally understands the plot of Murder on the Orient Express.