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Bus Story: Double-Oh Eeek

June 3, 2010

I’m just sitting here, minding my own business. The Mavericks are knocking about in my ears, and with a glance to see who is coming down the aisle, I barely suppress a sharp gasp and an involuntary flinch. The hair is big, dark and has streaks of what looks like purple throughout. Her makeup is dramatic and highlights her rather sweeping eyebrows, penciled in where no eyebrows have gone before. Her outfit is bordering on a catsuit – sleek, shiny, and tight. And with the last, comes the gasp. Lee Meriweather, Eartha Kitt, Julie Newmar, and Michelle Pfeiffer can pull off a catsuit. Heidi Klum could rock the world in such an outfit. But not many outside of this select pantheon of very special women can do it justice – especially on the ole 54 at rush hour. And certainly not this sadly misguided woman. All I can think is a James Bond viilian has gone into retirement but can’t give up on the outfits. Vivienne Vavoom can stil strike fear into the populace, but she does it with bad fashion now rather than a squadron of well placed android ninjas.

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